That's Not the Way It's Done

Kinja'd!!! "TheRealBicycleBuck" (therealbicyclebuck)
09/05/2015 at 21:59 • Filed to: None

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I came across this horrible scene this afternoon. Can you guess what happened?

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DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheRealBicycleBuck
09/05/2015 at 22:04

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Trying to tow it but just wrapped it around the bumper.


Kinja'd!!! m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > TheRealBicycleBuck
09/05/2015 at 22:07

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > TheRealBicycleBuck
09/05/2015 at 22:10

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Its probably good that happened. If that’s all they are capable of imagine what would have happened if they made out to the street


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
09/05/2015 at 22:14

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Bingo!

I went out to show them the proper way to hook up the chain. Neither end had a hook. The end on the tow vehicle was wrapped around the frame and held in place with a coat hanger. The lady handed me a lock to secure the other end of the chain. I wrapped it around a bumper support, secured it with the lock, said a little prayer and told them to be very gentle. They only had a couple of blocks to go. I have no idea if they made it.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheRealBicycleBuck
09/05/2015 at 22:17

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I've seen someone do this on a highway with an old beetle but the bumper on that one didn't look like it was falling off


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > OPPOsaurus WRX
09/05/2015 at 22:20

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Hah! They are in the left lane of a major collector just north of the intersection with another major collector. Both of the roads are big enough to have two left turn lanes in all four directions. They were backing up traffic through the intersection. That's why I pulled over to help. I would have towed her home, but I wasn't in the truck and I don't carry a tow strap in the WRX.


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
09/05/2015 at 22:23

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She picked up the remains of the bumper and stuffed it the back seat. I see duct tape in her future.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheRealBicycleBuck
09/05/2015 at 22:23

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Duct tape is a valid strategy.